My name's pronounced like 'hammer.' Sometimes at @Deadspin, occasionally at @SI_ExtraMustard. Poise. Poor decision-making. Hairy legs. firstname.lastname@example.org
Finally put up the Pats training camp pictures on Facebook. This is my favorite one.
Random hat about Colorado that I liked.
USFL snapback. I need to stop going on eBay for a little bit.
Jay Cutler's jus jammin between reps bro
RIP Molly. You were a good companion and foot warmer. Not an Internet meme, but that's alright.
Jay-Z and Yeezy talk about Swizz Beatz
Wiz got my sloppy seconds?
OHHH you mean like, fish DICKS (via @MattIsATwitNow)
Did you hear my E.T. verse?
Sandoval and Fielder, jus chillin
My gift to me for no reason whatsoever.
Someone really likes Beavis and Butthead
Another car on fire. I feel especially bad for injured people and people who own those cars.
Yeesh. Injured fan. Absolutely terrible.
I don't even know what this is, but it's on fire.
Canucks beard guy who has been in like 10 different shots @barryap1
This is a beach near me. I present it to you without a joke.
I didn't notice this the first time, but it changes how I see the movie now. Thanks Rebecca Black!
Problem, Sooners? I can't be the only one who sees the resemblance.
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