I spend my free time doing logic puzzles. #reasonsiamalone

@StankTheTank This is the page I was on. Clicked the Pilot holdings link, took me to library link, then to error.

@StankTheTank HELP ME. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN AND HOW DO I GET THIS JOURNAL ARTICLE.

Oh, hello view from our seats. #Pens shoot twice. Buhbuhbuhuh can't wait. Cc: @meganguza

OH MY GOD ME AND @meganguza ARE GOING TO PHILLY FOR GAME FOUR SUCK IT EVERYONE. #GOPENS

I have such an obsession with food furniture.

Um, you guys. Ron Swanson is attractive without his mustache. What even. #parksandrec

.@BrunoGervais27 You don't hate Pens fans? Do you recall this?

Real quick here. @BrunoGervais27 bio screen grab. "HATE Penguins fans!!!! They are so RUDE."

Hahaha sorry for all the tweets guys, it wasn't me. #hesatwitteraddict

Ahem. RuPaul holding Kurt Cobain's daughter with a Dave Grohl cameo. #weirdestpictureever #mostawesomepictureever

Nobody thinks geology jokes are funny except me. #idaterocks

True Life: I'm Addicted to Soft.

At one point, approximately two years ago, my cat was small and adorable instead of fat and adorable. #mustlovecats

Hahaha, I love my best friend. "Everyone and their pop loving mothers..." -@NikMil14

I have six hours of Atmosphere to make this day better. @digitalurn has the best ideas. #sunshinesunshine

Sid will also suffocate your baby to save two people. #moralitychangeswithbraininjuries #Pens

I kind of miss looking like a 12 year old boy/androgynous person. #truefact #ilikedit

Have you guys seen @smlksmth's beard?! He finally grew one and it's awesome. #sortof

Here's a picture of my reaction to the #pens injury news this morning.