Mary McDowell

@sailortweek

Are you seriously suggesting, sir, something sinister sounding circumstantially surrounding some scissors?

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Here's Chris and my Mom in the kitchen prepping for St Paddy's Day last weekend. ADORABLE!

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Hey ...does this count as "headlight fluid"?

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My cousin just gave me the COOLEST shirt ever...of all time!

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And some queso all up in here...work is a great place to be today

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We are having cake for Pi Day.

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My coworkers dared me. 30 oz. more! #myBodyIsTryingToDie

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I have won this battle. 30 ounces of iced coffee! Caffiene high incoming...

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When your work list looks like this...

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I was attacked by PINK. I tweet too much. My nails are rocking Red Team. #DamnitDonut

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I'm totally sinking this bitch. More than half down. Gotta find that bear to wrestle... #CinnamonNo! #30ozOfCoffee

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That's the 30 oz. stacked in a 24 oz. for comparison...MOTHER OF GOD

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Starbucks does 30 oz iced drinks. THIRTY OUNCES. This is THIRTY OZ of iced COFFEE.

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LOOK WHAT MY BOSS BOUGHT ME. STRAIGHT FROM DISNEYLAND! <3

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Stitch earbuds! Guys...STITCH EARBUDS. I have them.

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Look what I got in the mail! Hot damn this is a nice set. Can't wait to rub it on my face

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I don't know how I feel about this card. I'm all confused.

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Even if you're like me & not at all a fan of Valentines Day...this is the cutest card

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I saw cryin hard as babe could cry...what could I do?

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Fun wirh Starbucks packaging.

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Look at that power supply...it could power the freaking house!!!!

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