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Assan Bazayev has a 'B' tattooed on his neck. Worked hard all day with bidons. Big chapeau #TDU #Astana
Andre Greipel looking focused and showing off his tattoo before the stage #TDU
Rest day on #TDU. Just had coffee with @thejensie. We chatted about those RadioSchleck grey cardigans. #JensVoigt
One of Greipel's legs = bigger than both of the podium girls... #TDU #CartoonHeroAndre
How big did you say it was, Eddie? Legend Merckx on the podium next to a blond bombshell...
Phil Liggett was on form, seen here questioning Eddie Boasson Hagen #TDU #TeamSky #PhilLiggettForPrimeMinister
Alessandro Petacchi didn't appear to have his inhaler on him but did look the part #TDU
The award for the best looking guy in the peloton goes to... Daniele Bennati #TDU
Biggest cheer of the day for a non-Australian went to Jens Voigt #TDU #CrazyJens
Thumbs up if you love Saddles! Cheers Nathan, and well done on those Jayco sprint wins #TDU #NathanHaas
British cycling fans - check out Geraint Thomas, covered in factor 65 #TDU #TeamSky
Look who's back... Alejandro Valverde's all smiles in Adelaide #TDU
Cameron Meyer ahead of today's Down Under Classic, which he failed to finish #TDU #GreenEDGE
You've seen the new jerseys, now check out the official gloves #GreenEDGE #TDU
@mcewenrobbie poised on the start line #TDU #GreenEDGE
Dainty podium girls - one of the highlights of the day, for sure... #TDU
Here's that picture of Andre Greipel's leg set against that of the podium girl... warning: it's quite scary.
Caption competition: @mcewenrobbie checking out Cameron Meyer's, ahem, package...
Romain Feillu and Wouter Wol at Vacansoleil meet n greet @ Bicycle Express in Adelaide.
The GreenEDGE guys show off their new kit...
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