Hey @Rihanna, this strategy look good to you?

Ryan just hijacked @JasonKennedy1's interview with @LMFAO. #tyrannyintheworkplace

Holy ponytail. #truelove

@PearlW How would you pronounce this oh pearl?

Leaving the U.S.S. Midway...this is all that's left of the set as the crew strikes it until next season

Does ANYONE like this kind of lettuce? It needs to be eradicated.

not-so-private-jet

This is the camera that captures those beautiful time-lapse sequences on @AmericanIdol #geek

The problem with being this close to @LadyGaga at #iHeartRadio is bloody eardrums. #humblebrag

My iPad just defacated and looks like this now:

@JKirk22 Jason, do you know this man?

It's one of the lesser known hotspots in New York...introducing MILF Plaza:

Seriously dentists of america, this is exactly what we want to look at while we wait for you to inflict pain on us

Do dentist's office WITHOUT butt ugly impressionist art even exist?!

@LinneaTT's drastic new bob haircut! Exclusive first photo! Story developing...

@LinneaTT's drastic new bob haircut! Exclusive first photo! Story developing...

Another thing you guys might not have known about Michael Jackson before he died

@ryanseacrest ok, u turned me. I'm buying into @tomcruise's watermelon weight loss plan.

Who gave Larry King access to @CNN's chyron machine?? cc: @PiersMorgan

ok then, let's talk the hottie with the body @PattyRodriguez... are these heels allowed at work??