Ryan North

@ryanqnorth

Everything's fine. I have no idea what the police are investigating.

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I just ran a 5k (furthest I've ever ran in my life) without stopping and to celebrate I climbed a tree

Emily tries to computer

okay this looks gross but what you need to know is I went out on the town and won some sausage tonight

I'm looking for something mountain nymphy with a hint of shyness, and I shall have my satisfaction

do you have anything that tastes like it was made by a... NONCHALANT ITALIAN?? Oh you do okay hah hah that's cool

the blood of sacrificial lambs, you say?? Waiter... make it a double

this wine list gets progressively more absurd until we are plowing the high seas with pirates: I approve

budget cuts continue to haunt the space program

you're on the hook now

I think I missed this episode / nightmare without end

I love how this Canada Post depot is like Y'ALL HAVE TINY HARD-TO-FIND ADDRESSES, THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE BITCHES

i play by my own rules

irony

Loblaws, what - what do you think an ice cream is?

Pouring paint everywhere because yolo, but is there no brand of paint for me and my nihilistic lifestyle??

The local psychiatric hospital is - recruiting?

I dunno, sounds like a pretty good time to me

Amato pizza has updated their old "How about real pizza for a change?" slogan and in my opinion improved it greatly

Another blurry photo of the chair/parachute/engine UFO, but I want to believe

You can barely see it in this picture but there's a dude flying around in a chair attached to a parachute and an engine