I write for @Buzzfeed. My otherkin is a bodypillow wife. I am made of typos. Retweets mean I'm flirting with you.
"For the first time ever you can listen to the Eagles on spotify."
so @Catesish sent this to me and now you all have to share my pain
me every morning logging on to this dang website
BREAKING: Gwen Stefani Has Bread Hair http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/gwen-stefani-has-bread-hair
me listening to the haters
"someone cloned google reader"
really excited about using the reaction GIF in the future
Jim Cutler isn't your new favorite character on Mad Men you're outta your dang mind.
new favorite facepalm gif
I made a cool GIF of my brain
Artist's rendition of the @BuzzFeed ice coffee kegerator
everyone's talking about cronuts and I don't know what they are. Are they food? Some kind of screw? Foreign money?
The Oklahoma Tornado via GIF
This man attempting to cook crabs is a pretty good metaphor.
This GIF of a snake eating itself is my impression of people writing about Daft Punk's Random Access Memories
look at this dang dog dancing!
I #remixed the TIME cover made it #OpenSource #Disrupt #Narcissist #Me
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