I write for @Buzzfeed. My otherkin is a bodypillow wife. I am made of typos. Retweets mean I'm flirting with you.
Hi this is my face now
trying to channel this monkey's attitude rn
trying out new stuff i got for christmas like
BuzzFeed Christmas party photo 2/2
BuzzFeed Christmas party photo 1/2
This animated GIF of a man watching a pile of poop explode is really profound if you think about it.
I'm a cat gifyourself.in/PZxtTSbPz/
on my way to steal yo girl
This is a very good GIF if you watch until the end
RT if you're like
me on my way to steal your girl
when the haters come for me
pic of me standing in line for lunch
Hi Twitter, now I joke around a lot about being a thing IRL, but this cat holding a pizza is exactly how I feel.
me listening to the haters
this made me laugh for literally minutes
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