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i cant stop watching this gif
me logging on to twitter every morning
look at this immediately
*looks at tweetdeck*
here's a good summary of how my week's been going
the daily struggle
i feel like this cat trying to walk across a treadmill to reach a plate of spaghetti really nicely sums up my life
me getting ready for the oscars
me at work
ive felt like this lawnmower all week
okay so you know how I said that the pope seeing the chocolate statue of the pope looked like an anime? I made it.
"Oh, yes officer, my license is right here"
me hanging out after work
i think about this GIF like at least once a day
my face when i think about having to get home tonight
this GIF really speaks to me
If I had a time machine I'd use it to go back to 1800s and try to explain to people what's going on in this GIF
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