How do I know what to say? My lines are written down on a script. How do I know where to stand? People show me.
I got a little crazy last night.
Christmas gift from @kbiegel . For the man who has everything....
Apparently I turned 12 yesterday. My hog.
I've missed you
Atlanta honey mustard chicken. Looks gross, tastes only less grosser. Still love it.
Manhatten Christmas w/ The Kings Speech. He sounds like he's from London!
Bad guy. Left tit exposed.
Pig head in the oven.
His license plate says FLUXING
His license plate says FLUXING.
Last night I split my pants from belt loop to crotch. In public.
How do I get this on the ceiling?
My fridge makes me look like I'm on mtv cribs.
Lucky Buddha brewha
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