Unnecessary human being. Owner of Megatron the cat
Me today (sadly go-karts)
If you can't say something nice...
I genuinely be live Megatron has the power to be the scruffiest mammal on earth
First injury BASTARD!!!!
I met a knight outside the pub just now and kissed his helmet
Most appropriate mug shot tshirt ever?
HOLY SHIT EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YoU ARE DOING I JUST LEARNT THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES
Thank you Zeus and Flying Spaghetti Monster. New House of Cards just landed on Netflix
Chandelier that turns your room into a forest. This is creepy as fuck, I’ll take 14
A selection of butt plugs and a floating anus #olympics #putin
Chameleons have the best hands, look they're like little mittens
@wonky_donky @scottygb certainly not as strong as this one
@campbellhowes be careful, he's a psycho
Not sure about that, I know some pretty filthy Zoroastrians
Phone call from home just informed me that Megatron has put another cat in the hospital. He's a badass motherfucker
Kicking Jeans, Black Belt magazine, January 1979
Gregg's Chicken and chorizo pizza, the breakfast of champions. I am scum
7 deadly sins
At least I finally got called pretty
25 minute delayed train. This is Southern Rail's way of informing this is a 1st class carriage, doilies on headrests
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