These people are all off of the X factor. So that's nice.

Home for the next two nights! So bloody up for it, it's unbearable! #triumphlive #mallorypark

Anyone on here do cross stitch designing? Think I need this framed and in my house:

Now stopped off at the lovely Cherry Lane garden centre for tea and a Bacon Roll #keepsgettingbetter

Love my new glasses

What? THIS? Oh, nothing. Just bulk bought 800 teabags off the internet. That's all #ilovetea #TEAmmmmGB

@monstroso There's a maze of books at The Royal Festival Hall. In the very middle?

As I treated that last tweet, the postman delivered the new album by @thedarkness. And now everything is awesomer

As you've all been nice, allow me to share my son's FAVOURITE part of his day:

Ok. It had't sent them, but it had saved the photo in some bizarre sub-folder. Here's the gist of my Beach Vball night.

I bought this monkey with me. Fuck me. This was more expensive than legoland, and I had to sell a kidney for that.

What *is* tricky is that my son wants America to win the Olympics.

Just met Bradley Wiggins!

@thehumphreyker You owe me a pint

And now this...

And now this! (My wife's - @MrsHound -going to kill me).

This view makes me as happy as I can be on my own :

Phew #pocketrummage

Got the Star Wars Lego advent calendar for me,but 4yr old son insisted on helping.He just made v fiddly stuff #dadpride

There is only one place in the universe I want to be right now, and it's here @HamAppollo watching @darknessactual.