Famed vagrant-blogger/lawyer/shaman, I adore waffles & bourbon. I detest unloading the dishwasher.
1955 AJ Foyt made my wife all, "DAAAAYuM, who's that?!" Pfffft. [bids $225 on it]
@pressdog Wingtips are way back in delta. FULL SWAGGER THROTTLE. #BigDay
"Have fun & remember: FOR EVERY GOAL THEY SCORE I'LL LOVE YOU <<THISMUCH>> LESS. MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK."
I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP & EAT I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO WAKE UP ABOUT!! #SoTired
2 beers & a Giants hat? $763. View? Priceless, but not really, because they'll likely charge an exit fee? #LOVE
Selling our 4 Indy 500 tix (Stand G, Sec 85, Row H - $70/ea). Includes parking pass in Lot 3G. DM me. [cries]
When baby wants to eat, baby flexes his guns. Baby don't care. #Baller
@lmarkle can't keep her hands off my giant tenderloin.
"You lack focus & ball-striking abilities today! WHY ARE YOU GIVING DADDY THE GIFT OF DISAPPOINTMENT FOR CHRISTMAS?!!"
The peaceful quiet before the storm. Delightful. Sigh. [unholsters taser, heads back in to prepare for battle]
Decided to host our son's birthday party at The Bouncy House OF HEAD TRAUMA. Fun!!
Today, the "Firecrackers" lost to those fiendish "Hotshots" goons. And also to IMPENDING PNEUMONIA.
"Daddy drinks Scotch because your crazy tv shows stab my brain in the face."
Oh no. No no no no okay. (The night just took a turn for THE FELONY CONVICTION.)
KILL KILL KILL!! SHOW NO MERCY ON THE WEAK!!!
[takes off hat respectfully]
@pressdog This may be my favorite picture ever. Because you're seizing and/or making inappropriate gestures.
Last of the (family friendly) pics. Here's @IndySo. To the victor go the gambling spoils. Fucker.
The Campground, right there! Not sure if it's from before the mayhem, or after. (Hallowed grounds regardless.)
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