Roy Hobbson

@royhobbson

Famed vagrant-blogger/lawyer/shaman, I adore waffles & bourbon. I detest unloading the dishwasher.

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1955 AJ Foyt made my wife all, "DAAAAYuM, who's that?!" Pfffft. [bids $225 on it]

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Wingtips are way back in delta. FULL SWAGGER THROTTLE. #BigDay

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"Have fun & remember: FOR EVERY GOAL THEY SCORE I'LL LOVE YOU <<THISMUCH>> LESS. MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK."

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I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP & EAT I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO WAKE UP ABOUT!! #SoTired

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2 beers & a Giants hat? $763. View? Priceless, but not really, because they'll likely charge an exit fee? #LOVE

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Selling our 4 Indy 500 tix (Stand G, Sec 85, Row H - $70/ea). Includes parking pass in Lot 3G. DM me. [cries]

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When baby wants to eat, baby flexes his guns. Baby don't care. #Baller

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can't keep her hands off my giant tenderloin.

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"You lack focus & ball-striking abilities today! WHY ARE YOU GIVING DADDY THE GIFT OF DISAPPOINTMENT FOR CHRISTMAS?!!"

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The peaceful quiet before the storm. Delightful. Sigh. [unholsters taser, heads back in to prepare for battle]

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Decided to host our son's birthday party at The Bouncy House OF HEAD TRAUMA. Fun!!

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Today, the "Firecrackers" lost to those fiendish "Hotshots" goons. And also to IMPENDING PNEUMONIA.

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"Daddy drinks Scotch because your crazy tv shows stab my brain in the face."

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Oh no. No no no no okay. (The night just took a turn for THE FELONY CONVICTION.)

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KILL KILL KILL!! SHOW NO MERCY ON THE WEAK!!!

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[takes off hat respectfully]

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This may be my favorite picture ever. Because you're seizing and/or making inappropriate gestures.

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Last of the (family friendly) pics. Here's . To the victor go the gambling spoils. Fucker.

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The Campground, right there! Not sure if it's from before the mayhem, or after. (Hallowed grounds regardless.)

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