WE CAN'T TYPE WITH THE FURRY RODENT HOGGING THE COMPUTUR

@understandblue Have yoo seen him klimb the skreen! OMC! He's a lemur! Ahhhhhhhhhh!

REASON #583 THE FURRY RODENT IS NOT A KITTEH -- what kitteh would sleep like this!?!?

HYOOMANS MITE BE ABLE TO DO THIS TO DAWGIES but thay know bettur than to do this to us kittehs

@EllaBellaKitty Luks like the furry rodent undurstands his rites and is ready to go to jails!

@EllaBellaKitty no woofie but maybe Shelby, the furry rodent, took him! Does he luk guiltie to yoo!?!

@understandblue MISS BLOO! Wure watching yoo...kinda

THE FURRY RODENT HAS FINALLY NOTICED HE IS NO LONGUR A MANCAT

@understandblue @papergrace CAWSE IT'S COOL!

@paperbat @understandblue Wrong momunt. here's the long lost memorie...

I PROMISE I WON'T TO THIS ANYMORE... PLEEZE DON'T LET THE VET STEAL MY CHEESEBALLS!

@MizBunCatBird hehehe. We made owr lady laff (and go eww) the furst time she saw me do it. Here's anothur momunt capshured!

@jessicakorman GRATE! So yer sayin' thare's a chance @MizbunCatBird and I will still be wanting to do this!?!

I SURRENDUR...PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY CHEESEBALLS

@jessicakorman Of corse yoo will! We see yer piktur-- yer a tiny littul head! Here's the catcup. Plenty of room

@brutusthedane *toot* luks like we mite be abul to go to #dudefest !! Wooohooo! Wure prakticing owr #dudefest style now

Furry Rodent, we need to talk -- HUMP EVARYTHING TODAY CAUSE IT'S YER LAST DAY WITH CHEESEBALLS

@understandblue Woopsies. We aksidentlie deleted owr masturpease of yoo an us togethur. Here it is again!

@understandblue MISS BLOO! MISS BLOO! Look! Here's a bettur one fur yer desktop!!!

@papergrace yes, here's whare yoo can get some free snuggles