Enjoying a peaceful moment with some vintage TV.

Me, as the security guard on Gossip Girl last night, inspecting Jessica's purse.

With the headmistress of The Constance Billard School for Girls.

Dealing with a home invasion by the super & plumber. Thanks upstairs neighbor for pouring a gallon of grease down the sink!

There's nothing my baby enjoys more than a freshly made bed.

Anybody catch me on Gossip Girl last night? Oh. You must have blinked.

@billbert The ugly little row I witnessed centered around a backpack featuring this image. Honestly, is this too effeminate for a male preschooler?

I always get the wasabi surf clams.

Dinner w/buds in Koreatown, Flushing.

Mendicant humor at Union Square, NYC.

Drama: Semi truck stuck on my street!

Sidewalk art, 109@B'way. Artist = Hani.

Now the real show begins.

Myrkala Krystal @ No Parking NYC, tonite

Came across this pic of Nafplion, Greece, where my mom's peeps are from. Pretty nice, eh? Looks a lot more peaceful than Manhattan, let me tell ya.

Another cell phone pic of fireworks in Jersey. Taken 2 min ago from my roof in Manhattan. Didn't know they were doing this tonight - would have taken 'real' photos.

Cell phone pic of fireworks show in Ft Lee, NJ. View from my roof in Manhattan. Happening right now.