I have no idea why I find this ad so entertaining.

Just got my Zend Framework certification. #zendcon

Why I became a ZCE. #zendcon

Totally just saw this bird on the roof of the building attack a pidgeon in mid air. It was freakind rad.

At a family gathering, about to have lots of fun. :)

"I looks like a giant drop of water." - Sarah Gonzalez, Age 13

Worst. Haircut. Ever. Not even close to a "4 on top, 0 medium fade on the side".

My self-making ice tray broke last night apparently. Instead of ice in the freezer now all I have is an empty ice tray on the counter.

The maestro at work. I love our annual BBQ cookout.

If you look close there's a name of Tostado on the board. My wife says it sounds yummy.

All five of my kids on the swings at Birch Grove park.

Our dog just killed this. Dude, it was kinda awesome.

Annah going a little too high on the swings at Mayhews Landing Park.

I don't think Alaynah takes a bad picture.

Rebekah at Mayhews Landing Park, my old stomping grounds.

She is soooo cute when she's Facebooking.

Stockyard Oatmeal Stout: Holy crap is it a good beer.

Gripes! The burritonormous hath overtaken me. I swear I hardly ever leave anything left over.

Best $5.75 I ever spent. Yes, it's about as big as my arm.

We hardly ever take these kinds of pictures.