67 days ago from site
@AyyLucky Oh I'm sorry, I was under the impression this was a redneck, not Brownie-Locks
67 days ago from site
Our good friend @AyyLucky, contracting AIDS :)
77 days ago from site
One of my favorite movies of all time! Can you tell me what it is??
86 days ago from site
@the_nikster mine is DEFINITELY better...I got this exact captcha when I created my YouTube account
89 days ago from site
...Even the computer has no clue wtf is wrong! Time to panic!
101 days ago from site
Boy I love MySpace's TruthBox...
106 days ago from site
@MyAnnoyances I just realized how ironic this is...don't fuck with umbrellas, Matt
111 days ago from site
115 days ago from site
Breakfast...this can't be healthy...
121 days ago from site
seriously...what the FUCK is this?!... (measles sponsored by Microsoft now, apparently?)
124 days ago from site
Stuff like this just makes me feel good. (I love getting put in good company)
135 days ago from site
It's here! I'll be sporting a @wheezywaiter beard allll day
138 days ago from site
Who are your top 5? (@wheezywaiter @BrettTheIntern @gradualreport @collegehumor)
149 days ago from site
155 days ago from site
Hmm...maybe reconsidering the whole v-neck agenda...it's like a slip-n-slide into gaydom!
179 days ago from site
Given the opportunity, so will @EmptyisAwesome ...
205 days ago from site
Is that anything like a Jerk Circle?
216 days ago from site
@gradualreport The most intense look I've ever seen you make
221 days ago from site
Reverse Chronological Order ftw? (I just thought this was funny)
221 days ago from site
I need a new fucking phone...may get one for my birthday next week, if I play my cards right
