Traffic jam isn't as nice as strawberry jam. M40.

Hens aren't ducks. They don't like the rain.

Sad the wreckage of the British rag trade now used as prop to sell foreign-made rags.

Yum

The only kind of p that smells sweet.

Teaching presentational skills at Uni of Bedfordshire. Inspiring setting.

Swallows have taken up residence in the new roof

See what happens when you don't put windows in your new build

Coastal erosion bad for humans but good for wikdlife. Habit for Glanville butterfly

Dear Tom Tom. Road gone gone. Following your sat nav maps is dangerous.

Stormy waters off SW coast of Isle of Wight.

Wind rain and waves seem to have eroded my hairline as well as coastline.

Keep right on to the end of the road. Sat nav doesn't take account of coastal erosion - theme of this week's Open Country on Radio 4

No bees no courgettes. Hug a bumble.

Plenty of tweeting during the arrival of this. My ladies' first successful ovulation. Now where's the frying pan?

View from new house