Cake seems to have come out quite well. Crumbs have a tang - that'll be the slightly tart plums

How comfortable do you think this guy was walking to work with a clutch of The Lady carrier bags?

What is this and why is it here?

Commuting is better at St Pancras the signs say. Hmmm.

Should I eat it or wear it?

Stockwell sunset - who says you have to go somewhere tropical...

Is it a bird...no its a rather large crane in Larkhall Park.

Helicopter now gone - apparently another stabbing. Didn't hand around to see it being loaded up...

Placebo Shepherd's Bush: strange gig all in all but too tired to write now. Night night

And of course I kept them as a memento. An inch and a half long these fellas are and they look very sharp

Parked in front of my flat this morning

Peace and quiet of this Saturday morning has been shattered by tree surgeons opposite moving bits of tree around

Yummy Turkish treats from Festival Hall food market, bought and consumed two while waiting an hour for no 77 bus

The swish new bespoke cast. Just need to get my fingers working, all a bit stiff after a week out of action

Not one for the squeamish

Another day another cast and this is most annoying as can't do anything. Just on for 48 hours though

Doc it's this one, the one with a big fuck off bandage and very bruised hand underneath

Cast version 2: the bandage over old one style aka girl guide practicing first aid badge

Tourists doing what tourists do best: being annoying

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