53 days ago from phone
We are all animals. We must fend for ourselves. P.S. Are you going to eat that?
53 days ago from phone
Tell me I don't have the cutest puppy in the world. Go ahead, I dare you.
55 days ago from phone
Someday, TransGlobe will send someone to clean their apartment buildings. Someday.
56 days ago from phone
While my brother was gone from the poker game...
57 days ago from phone
This is why I can't have nice things...at weddings.
66 days ago from phone
Exhibit A for your consideration: my Physics lab partner sleeping during Physics class. Discuss.
132 days ago from phone
Forget what I said a while back. THIS is the best church sign ever!
187 days ago from phone
What do women and rural roads have in common? Soft shoulders and dangerous curves!
190 days ago from phone
Goddamn I love this truck. No balls this time though, sorry :(
195 days ago from phone
Seriously, don't even think about it: awesome no-parking sign.
197 days ago from phone
I may be at a bodybuilding competition right now...Here are the females.
198 days ago from phone
This car's got balls. Literally.
199 days ago from phone
Gosh I love bikini weather! Tanning on my lunch break...
199 days ago from phone
My chest x-ray from September...you can see boob!
201 days ago from phone
Had some fun with les cheveux tonight (that's French for hair, idiots, not horses).
204 days ago from phone
So creepy, I almost want it.
206 days ago from phone
No joke, I'm parked behind sheep.
207 days ago from phone
Ladies: my current whatever.
212 days ago from phone
"It doesn't look big from that angle..." @SimonSage: That's what she said!
212 days ago from phone
Weee! A celery man is having fun in my booze.
