Okay, even my Theraflu addled brain couldn't conceive this list of trending topics.

Btw, if you don't know what I was talking about in that last tweet, here ya go.

Yayyy, just got my @mabelhood Ultimate back to school combo- so cute!! #mamavation

Tonight's trending topics: clear evidence that college football season has started.

#ThingsHoodratsLove Stupid hashtags like the one. And these:

I wish I could filter out these stupid trending topics.

This guy again!! Third time. And I can't block/delete him from the mobile app. Wah!

Eww, this guy again!! Repeated himself verbatim, then asked if I'm single. Gross. #Foursquare #fail

Anyone know how to block and/or unfriend someone on Foursquare? I just received this "comment." Ew.

Despite losing my wallet, today was actually really nice. I even clocked 20,000+ steps! #mamavation

To make my hair lay down flat, I have to wear a beanie after showering. Also, this is my Jim Halpert face.

@rachhabs oh but I am. It's okay, though. I wear it well. And so does Cameron ;) #geek

Captain Cutie Pie before his encore of breakfast.

Whoops, forgot the pic. Minty green or tangerine coral?

Got a gnarly sunburn at the parade this morning, so I put on fresh aloe. Now I look like the swamp thing. #mamavation