Also, @JohnnyBTruant... I hate that you're not here tonight. You'd love this...

Mama's precious angel...

As we're walking out the door, Joe tells me he needs a homemade boat for a race TODAY. So... we built the SS Seawolf:

Typos on school buses. Stay classy, Cackalacky...

My @OriginalFlyingB buffet...

Take the shot.

Behind the stage for GBV. And holy wow, does it feel like the fifth time...

Heaven on Earth is a 10oz bacon-wrapped filet mignon with a Chilean Carmenere at Angus Barn. Wish you were here...

@DerekWriteLines Funny. This is what we were rockin' out to last night...

@GenesisNinja Which one? Mine's an Aria, a 70s Gibson one-off. Pay no attention to the nutcracker holding the gain. ;)

After a day of consistent, tears-worthy pain, it's time for ibuprofen to step off. Dr. Kraken knows what I need...

Today In Art: A vampire thinking about blood while raising zombies, who are thinking about brains, from graves. Aww.

Blew off Journey. Hangin' in the middle of nowhere at the trivia champ pig pickin', waitin' for their band to set up...

Morning meeting with the real CEO...

If you're in Raleigh and are able to get to Slim's for Goodbye, Titan, do so. Holy wow.

Gave the boy a real chain and two carabiners. It's lookin' like he'll be occupied until dinner. Happy Sunday, indeed. :)

@sarcasmically NEVER FORGET.

It's an absolutely beautiful day to work from my Chicago office... Off to enjoy this weather!

@iBeeNORM just for you...

Did I mention our leading contender for the pole is wearing a mini backpack? Well...