Tech & bike fiend. I drink a lot. And swear. Don't take this shit seriously or I will cut you. (Bonus inanity, outrage, and back-channel chatter at @redrummee.)
Gee, your teeth whitening treatment looks so… Wait, let me adjust for color levels by matching the gums… Riiight.
@adn_jomalley Especially when "easily obtained materials" is such a nice turn of phrase…
Apparently @twitter's April 1 prank is that we don't exist. Is there an award for Most Popular Unreliable Service?
@AlaskaDOTPF Example: Raspberry, Northwood to Minnesota, ped/bike completely buried by snow pushed from road.
Truthiness – On Time Management (or, "My Saturday In A Venn Diagram"):
Dear Twitter: THIS is how you do a tribute avatar while retaining your identity. I give you… @justjessee:
@yishrocks My REI dividend is always pitifully small 'cuz I'm a clearance whore. Wait, that didn't come out right.
Did you hear the one about Clifford and the Red Rocket? Bad dog, Clifford, bad dog.
Need a job? PM me or add me on Skype! Maybe I can help you! *wink* It's not as a drug mule, or anything! *wink*
Well THAT's not suggestive at all. Points for anyone who can identify the bottle.
Cheers, darlings. *clink*
@kaizan Too witchy? Dunno, I never said I was good at this.
Uh, no thanks.
Twitter. "Twitter" is the #1 thing you can prepend "-holic" to my activities today. Also, here's a paraplegic pig:
SOMEone is thirsty. A guy's gotta hydrate after peeing on ALL THE THINGS. "Here I come to save the day!" #puppyporn
Can someone caption this for me? I'm too busy crying.
@Geargals @mtbr WHAT DID YOU DO?
Shenanigans. (blame @bluetabbies)
Free cat: Cute, sweet, fucking insane, suspected terrorist, possibly an alien.
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