Thanks to everyone for tweets, here's a first draft of how the page in the book should look.

Officers of Revenue's Customs Service at Dublin Airport this afternoon discovered a Chihuahua which had been placed in small cage & hidden in a holdall bag.Dog was smuggled from Bulgaria to Madrid & then Dublin

Officers of Revenue's Customs Service at Dublin Airport this afternoon discovered a Chihuahua which had been placed in small cage & hidden in a holdall bag.Dog was smuggled from Bulgaria to Madrid & then Dublin

This is what you get when u mention h*rny on twitter, as auld Jim would say 'should've known better'

And another from Mondello Park #japfest

And another pic of the girdles #japfest

Here's one shot from yesterday at Mondello. Hopefully I can get the rest uploaded to @pixie this evening #japfest

Mmmhhhh mini oreos, I love that my office is the one where people leave holidays sweeties :)

The view outside my office window.