Greetings from the white house! Now, having done this, I gotta find a sports bar around here that serves breakfast.

Who's got a big mustache and no job? THIS GUY:

The crowd at The Indy 500, the greatest spectacle in racing.

And now, to paraphrase Henry Ward Beecher, comes the tailgating. #indy500

Biking down to the Indy 500 with chris and marina. #raceday

My friend chris is doing live band karaoke and I thought, can I spread this shame to a million people? Yes. Yes I can.

The caravan headed to Indy 500 qualifying:

And how, precisely, does one get in touch with Ronnie?

The most interesting person to follow checks her Twitter.

A bold statement by the arena in Fort Wayne. (My gender prevents verification.)

The scene from the NCAA hockey tournament--Miami Ohio vs. Alabama-Huntsville.

Gahhh! Baby shoes!

Sometimes misplaced quotation marks can be DEADLY:

Sometimes one cloud in the sky is better than none.

At the dentist. Root canal prep.

Hey nerds: why didn't you ever tell me about this? It's so fun. #settlersofcatan

I'm about to go hardcore go-karting.

Hey @hankgreen I'm at target. Check out these blenders. You're gonna eat outta one of em. #schadenfreude

My nephew adorable nephew wilson! So cute!

I know I'm home when the 12-packs of Coke spell out roll tide. I love Alabama.