Cibar is PUNISHED!

Chickened out of getting a martini while I wait for @petitedov @OddLane and @prettynumbers, but this still looks yummy!

@thenyrangers #THISISNEWYORKFASHION

#thatawkwardmomentwhen you ask a Redskins fan to take a picture of you. #Patriots

Dear #Patriots, I would like bacon for lunch. Please and thank you. #OccupytheWin

Ohh, I'm soo close my grass allergies are acting up. @kenwheaton #Patriots

Reason #57,842,395 #WhyICantGetNowhereAsAPerson *Headdashboard*

That oldest child struggle is real, yo. Po thang.

MLK Memorial

I killed a tree today.

@highonpoker Yes, I plan on coming, but this is the line I'm currently on. :( Save me some wings.

18 players out of 82 left. Nine pay, this is what I'm working with... #wpbt

@AlCantHang busts @AstinTO when he raises to 10K with AQo, Astin calls with KK. Flop is JT7. Astin turns a set. #wpbt

Fire in her eyes, Patriots on her head, Rangers on her heart! #cantlose #wpbt

@AstinTO @notcpete Relive your Canadian shame! Reeeelllliiiivvvveee iiiiitttt!!!

My five dollar pancake at Bellagio. That's right, pancake. Singular. Five bucks.

.@taylorswift13 playing the ukelele in the crowd and singing Fearless.

Patriots butt shots. You're welcome.

Yeah, so this is who I am now.

Someone failed to plan ahead! Looking forward to playing @ftrainpoker in fantasy this week!