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Just had an out of date pot noodle with tomato sauce flavoured crisps. I am Michael Winner. Now for pud.

My own personal #parisroubaix - #hellofthebackgarden

This is a new low for me.

There!

Not a bad start to the hols. An #nufc win watched from the not so cheap seats.

I remember when the idea of listening to Just Buggin by Whistle in the shower would have seemed like a crazy dream.

Chapeau to for her diy skills.

Anyway, now all that cup hoopla seems to have died down - here's the league table. #nufc #safc

Anyway, now all that cup hoopla seems to have died down - here's the league table. #nufc #safc

Dedicating this homemade bracelet to the customer service team at .

Big up yourselves to & family. Rebecca has been busy making stylish bracelets/tourniquets like this.

Definitely meat. See!

"What we need to advertise our new gym is a dickhead in shit shorts punching a bear". "Yes!"

And here's a less formal one.

Well jell of your Newcastle Brazil hat in this one.

I done fixed my phone. Fixed it real good.

This is the future . Deal with it.

I'll have to take these more often. #cycling #festive500