Bought a bucket at Home Depot. Comes with a warning label! We don't need health care reform. We need stupidity reform.

Happiest dog in Southern California, as of 7:44pm 8/8/09:

Finally! 5:42pm on Friday. Which means:

Maker's rocks, ice water back. Wynn Encore in Las Vegas. Number 1 of a series. Heading directly to Peter Lawfordville.

Last one: Ready dog!

Swimming dog!

Wet dog!

Multimedia message

Almost done with this script.