Patrick King


Kind of a potty mouth. Illustrator.

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This is how drunk I feel

Unlike a bimbo my mirror phone shot is educated.

Left to my own devices for dinner, meat and bread medley!

Wizard Robes!

My ongoing series. #callcenterantics

Finally. Guns be hard to find, yo.


Well that's not good.

Excuse me, I'll just be sitting here rubbing my nipples.

This better, ?

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Heh. Awesome.

Why am I back in a grocery store fldjhsnofjensl

At which point in my life did this aisle become interesting to me?

Adulthood is a double-edged sword. I know I can buy this stuff now, but now I can also see why my parents usually didn't

That wall? Cow blood.


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Shit, what does Samus look like? Is this close? I can't remember. #fuckingmemory