How many cool points do I earn if I say that I'm waiting in line for the midnight release of the new Halo game?

My girlfriend let's me call her inappropiatw names, and encourages tweeting. I win.

The extent of my work day thus far.

@Joshjantz and I are taking "never having sex again" to new heights.

One of these things is not like the other.

Feel good about the Fantasy Football draft today. Someone who is sports savvy should give me feedback.

These are the types of things that @jakecharles creates at our workplace.

My girlfriend makes yours look like Kate Gosslin.

Between gambling all my money away, and going to a prison rodeo, this might be the classiest thing I've done all weekend.

My Saturday makes yours look like a shipwreck on "Testicle Punch" Island.

If I were to say that I am NOT at the Oklahoma *prison rodeo*, I would be lying. #redneck

Pete's Place in McAlester, OK. Home of the Choc Brewery and overly-expensive Italian food.

@jakecharles losing all of his big-wig TV money.

About to (hopefully) win $500 on SpikeTV's 'Head2Head'...

Sorry I haven't posted in a while!

It's 8 in the morning. I'm super drunk. And swimming with these people.

Rooney. Drunk. Free beer. #dfest

It's 5:30 in the morning, and I'm drunk, lighting fireworks w/ @Pellegrin...