I'm famous the pothead community.

In an attempt to make Oklahoma more liberal, Santa and Rumble The Bison just bro-hugged it out in front of my store.

Even when I'm not at the bar I have wingmen.

My first order of the day is to call everyone who preordered "Going Rogue". Today is going to be awesome.

Having people over to sit on a couch on our patio, and watch a TV that's inside. So. Yeah.

Oh yeah. It's gonna be a *hell* of a night.

This is how I know that we're supposed to be together.

This is what passes for exciting in my house. Also, I'm addicted to Farmville.

Had to reorganize the calendar section of the store today. Put Tina Fey where she rightly belongs.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if I Tweeted about being stuck in a freight elevator on Mobday morning HA HA HA itsnotajokehelpmeplease.

Alright, ladies. @JoshJantz is back on the market and rocking a sweet 'stache. @ him up!

My fortune cookie literally tells me to "seek new friends". I just feel like Asians *get* me.

It's going to be an *awesome* night.

At a bar in Norman with @JoshJantz, watching CSPAN. Whatchu know 'bout THAT shit?! #gangsta

Charming and Immature walk into a bar together...

@JoshJantz is becoming the "crazy dog lady" of our group. Ladies?

This just came out of my fucking *mouth*. Yeah. Definitely going to the doctor tomorrow morning.

Maybe I'm getting soft, but this shit is adorable.

Work. If the Coffee and Redbull don't male my heart explode, surely The Today Show will...