Alright, ladies. @JoshJantz is back on the market and rocking a sweet 'stache. @ him up!

My fortune cookie literally tells me to "seek new friends". I just feel like Asians *get* me.

It's going to be an *awesome* night.

At a bar in Norman with @JoshJantz, watching CSPAN. Whatchu know 'bout THAT shit?! #gangsta

Charming and Immature walk into a bar together...

@JoshJantz is becoming the "crazy dog lady" of our group. Ladies?

This just came out of my fucking *mouth*. Yeah. Definitely going to the doctor tomorrow morning.

Maybe I'm getting soft, but this shit is adorable.

Work. If the Coffee and Redbull don't male my heart explode, surely The Today Show will...

How many cool points do I earn if I say that I'm waiting in line for the midnight release of the new Halo game?

My girlfriend let's me call her inappropiatw names, and encourages tweeting. I win.

The extent of my work day thus far.

@Joshjantz and I are taking "never having sex again" to new heights.

One of these things is not like the other.

Feel good about the Fantasy Football draft today. Someone who is sports savvy should give me feedback.

These are the types of things that @jakecharles creates at our workplace.

My girlfriend makes yours look like Kate Gosslin.

Between gambling all my money away, and going to a prison rodeo, this might be the classiest thing I've done all weekend.

My Saturday makes yours look like a shipwreck on "Testicle Punch" Island.