Wonder if I'll get called in as a witness. Justin made me keep a Pukka Pad sex diary too.
I've got a bad feeling about this flight...
Yet another fucking ace sunset.
Guys, I found all the cats.
I'm sorry, but THIS exists?
The thing I like most about the hotel room @pigbags and I are staying in is just how erotic it is.
It's the one on the left. #EssexLion (@Pigbags @cardinalburns)
Bye #edfringe. Thanks for having us. Love from me, @pigbags and @cardinalburns x
So I go to make breakfast and this guy's in my kitchen again. Advice?
Actually, forget what I said in my last tweet. This is the world's greatest photo.
Guys, I've tried my best but I just can't find a better photo than this.
Erm, I guess I'll unpack the shopping later then...
Parakeet at the window, foxes in the garden. I win gold at garden wildlife. #TeamNat
At least they sorted out that whole empty seat thing. #Olympics
So me and @pigbags have come to see the Men's Fistfighting at the Lympics. Hope no-one gets hurt!
Oh man, I really need a shower but HE's back again. Annoying.
Erm, where did all the commuters go?
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