I found a cure to my porn addiction

I can haz Modern Warfare 2 #fb

Check out my zipcar

Expedient Iraqi style TV stand

Hey look I'm at an Amish town #fb

Got some free smokes from Camel #fb

Snow Leopard has arrived! I want to kiss you mister Fedex man!

"Write your own auto-biography" Why cant they just look at my Facebook profile? It has my birthday and everything on it

Is this cop going to arrest us while we're working? :)

I guess I'm buying beer for everybody

Mongolian BBQ with Koko

This is why I don't hang out with my girlfriends.... Now I'm stuck waiting :)

Me today

It's on!!!