Writer of comedy. Worker of @BobsBurgersFOX. Liker of grammar.
.@jasonmustian I just don't understand kids these days.
Here's a photo of Fabio with my friend Mark. We were all talking about motorcycles. Hi Mark!
Sometimes I wish wearing your birthday suit meant you had a suit like this that you wore only on your birthday.
Sometimes I wish that wearing your birthday suit meant you had a suit like this that you wore only on your birthday
A rediscovered northeast PA original t-shirt that I think @mindykaling would enjoy
this is what I'm doing #graduation
Fireworks for #graduation
The after party
Good job, Detroit.
Waiting for my ride to LAX also means shooting my NERF gun aimlessly in my apartment. #imanadult
Putting together an Ikea bed is like doing a really horrible jigsaw puzzle that you'd have to sleep on later.
@funnyordie Presents David and Jennie: Day 7. Roughing it.
Photo: At the empty Renaissance Fair with @funnyordie
Photo: Surprised @erockappel and @CASprenger on set!
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