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Fittingly, they host the Chicago Marathon expo exactly 2.62 miles from the parking garage.

Somebody, somewhere is going to have sex in this house.

No matter how white this couples' teeth become, it still won't change the fact that they drive a Chevy HHR.


Local dick lost a sports bet to me and paid me thusly:

All unlocked and ready to ride w/. City folk can be jealous, though; no bike theives in my suburb.

Shots for dinner, you god damn horses.

Bike date, people

This is a laughable 'agree to terms' photo from the clowns who brought you farmville. Who would agree to this?

I like the composition of this magazine cover #velonews

Membership has it's privileges

Happy to see taking part in Bike to Work Week atop a vintage Schwinn cruiser. Red high heels match her helmet well. #B2WW

I built a new bike. Full post coming tomorrow (for the two ppl who care). Sneak peek:

I have two tickets available at face for this Friday's in #Chicago. Interested? View from seats:

You, too, could have flowers delivered by bike from

Polk and Jefferson

Oh yes, this is happening now.

Missing all my friends as I bike alone

Straight locked in on my bike listening to the Antlers.