Slowly conquering my lifelong fear of babies.

Chuck Porter gave me a book for my birthday. It comes with its own 3D glasses.

It's my birthday to the max.

Guess who's on pg. 188 of the @CommArts Design Annual? Me, son! (Also @goodapples' work for @TEDxBoulder)

Fresh photo of my nephew Abram. I understand my sister is calling him "Abey-baby." :-)

Guess who just got a delivery from the Pampered Chef! Me, sucka!

My response to a tweet accidentally sent to my phone.

Someone sent this to me by mistake. How should I respond?

Is the person on the Cholula bottle a man or woman? I vote man.

Took a painting class w/@sjbraitsch. The results!

@BradMcCarty My blemish:

A yeti from the Matterhorn at Disneyland.

At Disneyland! Later than planned! 1st timer!

We are on a boat.

We rode a bicycle thing. It might be a Transformer.

California bound. Packed plenty of cough syrup.

Just saw Captain Jack Sparrow riding an elephant. Renaissance Festival rules, yo.

Here's a picture of my pop riding a turtle. I want to be just like him when I grow up.

My nephew sleeps with his eyes closed, just like I do!

Which @cpbgroup nameplate should I rock at my desk - Face or Guitar?