I like how Facebook's real-name policy isn't compatible with rappers #snoop

@ohours Can you put the date in "start time"? Some hurried folks erroneously thought these were same-day appointments.

The mighty Dream Theater

Fridge (cc @magiccurrykart)

Picture of me at my bar mitzvah in my "hey ladies..." pose.

Mostly honored (though slightly concerned) that Twitter thinks I'm similar to @robertAbooey and @GovernaleSal

I think I figured out which pic got me banend from Facebook. Behold: Straight banana.

Just got my Twitter wine! I will chug it and report back. Get yours for a good cause at @fledgling

Ilona played "yoni," which is a funny valid word. Somehow I got away with "xe," which is not. #scrabble

I got new glasses.

Apparently I make strange faces when I play the drums

Thank you for the drinks @yammer #tcdisrupt

Ice Taj Mahal with vodka luge

Can you see the little bits of fresh blood on my hi-hats? Rock the fuck on

Testing inline images in the new Twitter interface

You know you've made it when you have your own branded confetti

Anyone remember when bumper cars were attached to the ceiling with sparks shooting out everywhere? Times change.

If I win this car do I have to drive it in public?