Entertaining the students of Southampton tonight. Imagine all those people staring at you in silence. Easy if you have a quiet imagination.

Loser

HAIR

Not sure if this works. But this is my new hair. So go with it.

Waiting in my broken house for a bricklayer. With this-

Cake underway. Good luck everyone.

@captainjackmad poor dog! Make sure you get lots of treats ready. I have tried to attach a picture of my dog for you!

Arm broken. Lots of pain. Just about alive. Thanks for well wishes. X