Erica Guardiola


Consumed by books, porn and the Winchesters. A (sometimes) MAC artist, a (full-time) kickass mom. Expert pervert. Wife to my husband's life.

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#FF - Someone I'll never unfollow, . Happy Birthday, oh beautiful one!

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I sure am going to miss saying this: SUPERNATURAL FRIDAY!!! #SeasonFinale Carry on, my wayward sons....

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SUPERNATURAL FRIDAYS: The reason I still wear this cornball of a shirt.

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I'm writing a book. The working title is "Reasons Why Jared Padalecki is Better Than You". This is the cover art:

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The sprout won 1st place for First Grade & 2nd place for the whole school in a poster contest! #ProudParentTweet

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Found some more HQ shots of our boy, thought you'd wanna see! ;)

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Tiffany & me last yr in Georgia. With a random man. At Hooters. THE HILARITY CANNOT BE CONVEYED IN 140 CHARACTERS.

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Did I really pay $108 to willingly be ignored for the next week, minimum? I'M TOO NICE.

Here's the 2011 version of regular me vs. Halloween me. "Mom, you look too hardcore." -my 6 yr old.. HAHA!!!

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This pic Tiff took sums us up. She's hysterical!! Had me laughing every 2 seconds... "You're funny."

My sad, sad, sad view right now. I don't wanna say bye!! :(

Tilt your head! Obligatory bathroom photo, and I in the Frank Erwin Center!

Cuteness!! It's in front of one of our La Cantera locations! #PretzelLife

I promised almost a yr ago to bring her here... 's 1st fried zucchini from Carl's Jr!

Straight dorkin' but 2 secs after I found , we ran right into THIS GUY!!!! Our Cody!

Um.. Whoever drives this has gotta be either A) rly "fluffy" or B) overcompensating for something...

Glamour > Cosmo, but it's HER. I had to get it. Her cover makeup is all MAC, too...

Super cute find at Bath & Body just now... Hahahha it's SO ME!!!

Benefit's "They're Real" mascara... Did a trial run yesterday. Holy BLEEP!! My new BFF...