Trying to enjoy dinner and some Adam Duritz looking asshole walks in and kills the vibe.

Hitting the vodka bar @coachella with @Mike12329

Just got out of a loud as fuck music festival, but the worst sound I've heard this trip came from this.

Stupid questions on grindr

No joke. I FUCKING love that little pig from the geico commercials. He has such a great attitude.

You can't technically call yourself a "Boy" if you're 38 right?

This is what happens when you add old people on Facebook.

WHOA! Best Christmas Present Ever!!!

Is Kim Jong-un hawt? Who is the hottest dictator of ALL TIME?

Well... I can go to sleep happy now. [re: @rpecknold]

Just spotted Newt Gingrich's wife in a movie!!!!

But I already know how to cry, kick, and scream at a restaurant or an airplane! re: @ButchCountry67

Look at all these pictures of my family ignoring me!

Hay! @Chri55yBaby

Kinda dig the opening band. Didn't catch their name.

Going to see @girlssf with @angryfaggot tonight. Making transportation arrangements.

I'm not gonna front, Lee Harvey Oswald was kind of hot.

Fuck the Police!!!

Happy Thanksgiving y'all!

@bouska ♬ 'How Can I Say I Love You' - Girls ♪