It's weird, because I did look a bit different in the mirror this morning, but couldn't work out why.

Worst free thing sent to baby so far. Has a Freddie Krueger grin & is made of 80s pencil case polyester fur.

For @TheBabyChimp

Error: Bad gateway.

Sociopathic Middle East bloodbath-relishing despot... and Colonel Gaddafi (ka-boom-tish)

Sometimes Google Streetview captures a time travel vortex in the spacetime continuum.

Look at this heartwarming pic of Dave & Maggie (used in Telegraph: http://bit.ly/humrug). Don't have nightmares.

Unexpected item in the bagging area.

The Guardian always uses the best smugshots of George Osborne. Look at this beaut.

View from my window. Pretty, but don't fancy driving in it.

Evocative split screen from BBC, contrasting well-lit debate in House of Commons with raging protests outside.

BBC shows massive fire in Parliament Square. Tenner says Daily Mail editor just signed off tomorrow's front page.

Here I am, just about to step up to the oche.

Spoiler alert.