#Bentley is back #WhatDoYouBoysThinkOfThese

Couldn't have said it better myself.

6th (and final) meal of the day. Salmon salad. The best, because it was made with love. #HomemadeCroutonsBeeyotch

In-N-Out AKA my 5th meal of the day. (Will post a pic of salmon salad later if I don't go into a sugar coma.)

Breakfast of champions. The food-pocalypse begins...

BREAKING NEWS!! I shop at the same Japanese grocery store as DANZIG!

Fringe benefit when you hire Cee Lo to endorse your brand of sake: He makes the bottle look enormous.

Hollow victory.

...and here's why you should probably never ask me for head.

Here's the cake Ellis and Katie gave me for my birthday (Thanks guys)...

Wow.

If you miss Death! Death! Die! on Friday at the Hard Rock, you miss something like this:

Their time has come.

Wonder Twin powers activate:

Walking the talk on pink pork. #ChezTully

@KevinKraftSucks "any shots of the Mumtard drawing?" As a matter of fact: (Can be yours at www.imawesomebook.com!)

...or this:

When you order a signed book at imawesomebook.com, you could be receiving a priceless heirloom like this:

I'm not sure this is something California needs to be bragging about...