Ironic bumper sticker of the day: parked in front of a company outsourced to do gov't work.

Work potluck? Yes, thank you.

This dude just said "I've never eaten here before." I'm at Chick Fil A. Today is his lucky day.

I really just must have bad luck in the mornings. Really? It's not even 8 and I get stuck behind morning shopper?

Chocolate cake layer on the bottom. Cheesecake in the middle. Fudge layer on the top. #ohmygoodnessthisisamazing

Communion at Riccardo's. :)

When you send out a tweet that looks like this... #mancardlost

Twitter Poll: Gross or not. Jelly on a Chick Fil A Chicken bagel with egg and cheese.

Um, did I miss something? Why is there a line to get into Starbucks today?

The way Nat organizes dishes in the dishwasher.

The way I organize dishes in the dishwasher.

Got to hang out with @chansing2g and friends today at lunch. Good times.

Me and Alvin just hanging out like we used to do back in the day.

Ladies and gentlemen, the crew is back. Alvin & the Chipmunks.

Close up of me and Alvin.

Me & Simon kicking it.

Theodore. I've been told he's chipmunk equivalent of a Mexican

Simon!

Mmm. Boss got fresh bagels from Bruegger's.

Seriously? I think this qualifies for an #FML.