Prolific single-game touchdown scorer. The Todd van Poppel of the Internet. #poopballs2012
@FalseSharts @stev_d Look at this man! He is a thespian!
Dexter got his balls chopped off today. He's a little out of it.
Happy Dexter :3
I can't decide which shirt is better.
Fuck every local TV station that does this:
You guys seriously I HAVE to win this:
WTF is this shit Quaker Oats?
YOU GUYS. SOON. [premature ejaculation]
Every morning I take an office shit, see this, and become inexplicably happy (SFW):
I would rarely object to waking up covered in pussy, unless...
@shinavonne To deflect the awkwardness of the situation, here's a picture of my cat.
I AM A DOMESTIC GOD.
All tuckered out.
Guys, when I said this place treats a lot of fatties, I wasn't kidding.
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