PolkPanther

@polkpanther

Prolific single-game touchdown scorer. The Todd van Poppel of the Internet. #poopballs2012

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Look at this man! He is a thespian!

Dexter got his balls chopped off today. He's a little out of it.

Happy Dexter :3

I can't decide which shirt is better.

Fuck every local TV station that does this:

You guys seriously I HAVE to win this:

WTF is this shit Quaker Oats?

YOU GUYS. SOON. [premature ejaculation]

O HAI.

Every morning I take an office shit, see this, and become inexplicably happy (SFW):

I would rarely object to waking up covered in pussy, unless...

To deflect the awkwardness of the situation, here's a picture of my cat.

O HAI.

Soon...

I AM A DOMESTIC GOD.

All tuckered out.

Guys, when I said this place treats a lot of fatties, I wasn't kidding.

O HAI.

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