Everything's coming along nicely!!!!!!!!

So, mama sent me some T-giving necessities. (Green bean casserole ingredients & bananer bread.) Who's stuffin the bird??

Thanks to @joshdunahoo... My Olive Garden craving has been cured... Now its time for this shit.

This is purely for my own documentation!

You'll never guess what I'm doin... MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

I want a t shirt that says this.

Once upon a time, we were in Disneyland...

This is how it goes: I tell jokes and she laughs... And vice versa. Grammy=Hilarious

THIS IS IT!!

MJ in 30 minutes. The alcohol will ease my pain... Or magnify it.

Found a seamstress! But check out how great my fam is with this Halloween card!

Just catchin up on some good Monroe reads while @erinyaeger finds secrets in books!

The perfect gift.

Am I a jerk if I keep tweeting these?

LighterNote: My lips r the exact same color as my sheets. Am I lacking something? (besides sleep) Seriously.

This should be mine.

My sister sent me this pic.. Its in Maniac Mag and Whirl I believe. Nice!?

Marilyn and I just woke from a much needed hour nap on the beach.

I'm gonna go easy on this one... After all, she DID say sorry...

Um, so if he's ur type and u can guess the last 2 numbers, feel free to call him.