A self confessed geek with a taste for expensive craft beer and a new love of pointy shoes.

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Smell and the Itchy Puppy

WTF? There is no science involved with tanning.

Why do you love laying on trash?

Zoom in and look closely. You can see the where all the cool kids hang now: on the grass at a Sheetz station.

So.....please explain to me how I 95 is better than the Schuykill? Anyone?

My dad has finally lost it.

Here is my Dad formally declaring holy war on the Schuykill Expressway.

What would you name him? #dognames

Yeah, I used it. It fucking rocks.

would it be wrong to show up at the neighbor's like this?

Wait for it......