Philip Larkin


Writer of telly & comedy. Irish. (Not the fecking poet; so stop 'reading @philiplarkin in the bath', unless you're my agent.)

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Well, that's Glasgow fucked; The Riddler has taken the Finnieston Cran.


Twilight Zone with .

Statue texting his pal.

Look who I found at Govan market! (Oddly, Tom is much smaller than Tiny. Stunted growth.)

Sorry, wrong pic.

Puts a whole new spin on a 'toddy'.

Scandal starting 25th October on More4 in the UK !

Was she, aye? What about Brad?

Was she, aye? RT : annalise was rough as fuck

I'd like to be the first Doctor with a fixie bike.

Cameron pulls a bold move at the closure of the Conservative Party conference.

I haven't but I shall. I was in the graveyard the other day. Pondering over these:

This sums up my childhood.

Charming. At school, I used to think I was abnormal because my willy didn't look like this sort of crude illustration.

GUYS! Quick! BBC1! Songs of Praise! IT'S STARTED! #SOP

Here's how I do museums: Enter > Dinosaurs > Ancient Egypt > Dinosaurs > Pickled creatures > Ancient Egypt > Exit.

There's a school choir performing in Kelvingrove museum this afternoon. Get down there. Beautiful.

In the park being barbecued on. Yes, this is Glasgow.