Philip Larkin

@philiplarkin

Writer of telly & comedy. Irish. (Not the fecking poet; so stop 'reading @philiplarkin in the bath', unless you're my agent.)

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Here, Glasgow! Get yerselves round to for the best mince pies in the county!

There's a tray of mince pies behind me. I AM self-control.

Your gash reminds me of V.

Anyway I'm eating them now & they're fucking amazing the end.

Standing outside BBC Broadcasting House in London. They should take this statue of Jimmy Savile down. Bit offensive.

Morning, you guys! I'm in London! LOOK, DOWNTON ABBEY!

Mad headache. Can't shake it.

Writing some additional stuff for this, today. AWFUL mood, but that aside - this is a belter of a script by David Kane.

You win, Dan.

See your toilet sketch from the previews, right... Reminded me of this.

See your toilet sketch from the previews, right... Reminded me of this.

OH HIYA.

OH HIYA

Margaret Thatcher in Ridley Scott's Legend.

Re: tattoos - may I suggest…

Classic.

:/

Know what I hate? These: