Writer of telly & comedy. Irish. (Not the fecking poet; so stop 'reading @philiplarkin in the bath', unless you're my agent.)
Fair play to Luka for emailing Lego about his Ninjagos. I wasn't so lucky.
Been suffering from the WORST migraine these past couple of days. Recovering; although, I look like this
Fuck your posters. I'm done keeping calm & putting up with your bullshit.
Fuck up, Frank.
Don't know what you're all on about, but Splash is amazing.
Snuck into the business lounge. Unlimited Tayto.
'I am Gandalf. Gandalf the motherfucking wizard.' Soviet Hobbit is best Hobbit.
'So they've hired a pretty close lookalike instead?'
AWWW, so cute. #LoveActually
FUCK A DUCK, MAX. #eastenders
Have a nice time today.
@DaftLimmy 3 minutes ago. Haunted.
Did you know Facebook has an 'others' mailbox, with funny things like this in it:
Do you Fink J.K. Rowling was big into the Coen brothers?
Bit fucking worrying, opening a script on FD to find this:
Is it just me, or do certain parts of the Mayan calendar look a bit like Finn the human & Jake the dog @buenothebear?
WHY WOULD YOU NAME IT *THAT*?
BBC Scotland resigning itself to an independent Scotland?
It was @HRFMichael's birthday this week so I made him this card in the style of @buenothebear
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