Writer of telly & comedy. Irish. (Not the fecking poet; so stop 'reading @philiplarkin in the bath', unless you're my agent.)
Was out with @AmDiMam today for a walk with the dog. He hurt his paw. Just texted her there to see if he's alright...
Remember this old cunt?
Scared the absolute bejesus out of myself there; opened up my Mac & there he is...
Oh, so that's what Ben Mitchell is upto!
XBOX is on its way, YOU PARCEL.
Funny how Disney announces a spate of stand-alone Star Wars films less than a week before Pope Benedict resigns...
The News, ladies & gentlemen.
Weird insight into my brain by looking at my Netflix Top 10 Recommendations…
Hey @deangaffney1 you ok? X
Yer Glasgow sky looks cracking tonight.
Poor pal gets mugged. 'Margaret likes this'. Facebook!
FINE, I'LL BUY AN XBOX. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21116544
Know that weird friend who claims their cousin is related to the guy who sold a goldfish to Madonna? That. Sort of.
For me, the highlight of the #GoldenGlobes came only 20 seconds in, with this:
Dear ALL MEDIA OUTLETS, Please stop using this picture. It's fucking terrifying & I'm sick of the sight of it. Ta.
Planning your summer holidays already? Come to Glasgow, motherfuckers! (cc @VisitScotland)
Fair play to Luka for emailing Lego about his Ninjagos. I wasn't so lucky.
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